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February 2012

Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
  • Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
  • Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
  • Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
  • Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
  • Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
  • Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
  • Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
  • Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
  • Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
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Get Nosey: 8, 11, 14, 26, 38, 42, 51, 52, 54, 61, 69, 71, 75, 76, 81

8. Describe your crush: Don’t really have a crush right now actually…well kinda but he doesnt count. But he’s short, cute, smart, green eyes, brown hair, athletic.

11. Do you ever want to get married? Would be nice

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? See above.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? friends yea….more than that…no

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yea kinda at the moment.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? I will need someone to test this one :). Probably a little while.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? there are technically a few

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? kinda…feelings aren’t always mutual

54. Is there someone you will never forget? Several

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? physically: eyes, otherwise a close race between intelligence and diposition.

69. What turns you off? hmm self centeredness, its really really hard to say lol

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? never had a wet dream…and generally my dreams arent very kinky….just crazy hot

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? That is really hard to say. I have some amazing friends.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? IDK….:/

81. Who are five people you find attractive? Ethan, Zach, Tanner, Jamie, Casey…In all fairness I know a large number of attractive guys.

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Don't call me "hun" "hunny" "sweetie" "sweetheart" "boo" "cutie pie" "munchkin" etc.

scottyarhh:

Major turn off. Those are meant for women. I’m a man. 

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GET NOSEY → littlebritt93.tumblr.com

roxannekills:


1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush:
9. Describe your perfect mate:
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
18. Do you masturbate?
19. Do you shave your neither regions?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body:
57. Things you want to say to an ex:
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your firstkiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

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reblog if you are insecure about the way you look.
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When someone catches you in a lie:

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