Make Haste Slowly

My name is Brian and I am 25. I am between undergrad and grad school. This blog is pretty much my personality through posts. It is quite random with no real theme much like myself. I also enjoy talking to people so if you should ever find yourself needing to talk to someone or just bored I am always available and completely open to questions or other random conversation.

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via chig-let)

defekait:

if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner

(via vnleashed)

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my life…..

my life…..

(Source: wasnt-scared-at-all, via tyleroakley)

(Source: alejandro8610, via gingersnap23)

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So my boyfriend did a thing.

hellochameleon:

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

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It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

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He left a lot of…

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

(via alex-the-prince)